dating - from parks & recreation
- Leslie: Do you have like a first-date outfit I could borrow? Like, I don’t know, a pair of cargo pants?
- Ann: Yeah I wouldn’t go with the cargo pant.
- Leslie: What about like a sexy hat?
- Ann: I don’t even know what that is.
- Leslie: Helping already
- Kristin, that was 279 characters too many you typed there..
“Lindsay plans to pose nude with her SCRAM bracelet as part of an ad campaign for her 6126 fashion line because she respects the law so much. To put things in perspective, this would be like OJ posing with the bloody knife to sell leggings and me endorsing it on account of giant, specklely boobs.” —The chronically awesome The Superficial