mynamekyle: Be at peace, baby, and begone… MOAR LINZY MOAR.
angiepants: Every single thing about this video is accurate, from “the mail doesn’t stop” to smoking to throwing the mail at people to talking to the mail itself. Instant reblog because this might be my favorite scene from any TV show of all time.
Nuggets from (500) Days of Summer
McKenzie: So do you have a boyfriend?
McKenzie: Why not?
Summer: Because I don’t want one.
McKenzie: Come on, I don’t believe that.
Summer: You don’t believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent?
McKenzie: Are you a lesbian?
What's your number? (Not THAT number.)
An ex asked me how many boys I was talking to/flirting with. “How many do you usually juggle at any given time?” Makes you think, huh? What’s your number?
Chrome for a Cause: Every tab you open this... →
interweber: Turn your internet problem into a worldwide solution. (FYI, I wrote that inspiring quotation right there.)