I'm so broke that...
imsobroke: I’m ‘bourghetto’ HAHAHHAHAHA.
Life of a Journalist
Ryan: how does this news thing work again?
Liz: shit happens
Liz: we make fun of it
Liz: and then check our spelling
Ryan: oh yeah
iPhone Apps I'm Currently Obsessed With
Games Forces of War Plants vs. Zombies Touch Cats TrainConduct Bomberman Social Stuff Grab A Beer Kik Waze Bnter Tango Miscellaneous AppShopper Free App A Day Cross Process
Fun Facts Found on Four Loko's Site
Our Cans: Our cans feature seven different warnings about the alcohol content and the need for an ID for purchase. Our ABV warnings are in a font as large as the federal government will allow. We were the first caffeinated alcoholic beverage company to ad “WE ID” tags to our cans. Four Loko’s can colors are no brighter or more appealing than the blue, red, and green labels of established...
Glitch will make iPhone alarms late Monday →
parislemon: Great excuse to be late for work. Ah, a good idea for those who have work next week. (Not me.)
Always Say What You Mean
Wife: Can you stop by the store on your way home and buy some bread? Also, if they have eggs, buy 6
Programmer Husband: Sure
The man comes home with 6 loaves of bread...
Wife: Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?
Programmer Husband: They had eggs.
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